You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize
