I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
he was CRYING into my vagina
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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