So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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