im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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