you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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