So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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