So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
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