we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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