How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
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