Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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