Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
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