Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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