CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
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