the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Hi. This might be awkward, but I met you on saturday at about 330 am. I have to admit I don't remember your name, what we talked about, or various details of how I got home. What I do remember is that I was invested enough in getting your number to ask my cab driver for a pen to write it down since my phone was dead. So do you want to meet, soberer, some time?
Hey bro I think you got the wrong number I'm a dude
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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