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I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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