so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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