so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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