I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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