Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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