I CAN MOONWALK!
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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