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yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
Randomize
