Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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