Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
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