i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
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