Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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