Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
there is glitter all over my balls
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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