is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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