Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
They took my balls.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
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