What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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