Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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