tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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