how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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