Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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