Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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