Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
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