covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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