# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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