You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Randomize
