It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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