Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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