is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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