his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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