I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Randomize
