I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
Your penis caused this!
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