Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
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