There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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