Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
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