You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
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