youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
either way he was missing a nipple.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
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