and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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