Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
organizing the empties. That sober.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
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