i wish peter jackson would direct porn
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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