I like to think it a success when the cops are called
I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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