She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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