also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
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