they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
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