3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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