You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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