Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
There's always time for handjobs
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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